I should just have a section for things I mishear

Heard at work:
Check your changerooms, if you have any customers send them here, I'll beat them!


apparently she had said send them here I'll ring them through.

Happy customer

A very happy customer came into the change room one day and excitably asked me (the salesperson) "Did you know that there's 50% off the clearance today?"
I didn't know if I should tell her I worked there but she was so damn happy I couldn't spoil the moment.

Sometimes Stereotyping IS right

I was driving home from work and hit some busy traffic on the main street. I ended up behind this truck with a dirty, rusty, old quarter height, open trailer. An image of a hillbilly at the wheel crossed my mind. As I was driving I noticed them put on the breaks and angrily muttered "that's right, turn into KFC" . THat was when they put on their turn signal, and I looked up to see that the resturant they had choesn to go into was KFC.